"My name is Teresa and I talk to the dead"
"Ok, yeh"
"He's at peace and he has the sauce"
“I may be a medium, but at Chico’s, I’m a large”
“Who had the grandfather that choked on a meatball parm? His name was Sal.”
“look at that hunk of prosciutto, isn’t that gorgeous??”
"Yes, she drowned in the river!"
"You may not be laughing but your grandparents were"
