Dateline: The Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy

you seem kinda psyched nooooooo I'm buuuuuummed

Because it's Dateline, there's only one photo to use.

"So I grabbed my machete..." "Oh you gotta"

"Can I see the body?" " ...No " "Wahhh baby saAaAad"

“I must paint you”

"Ooooooooooooooooooh Noooooooooooo! That's terrible!"

“Did you say leggo my lego?”

"But I met Martha and beautiful should have sarcastic quotes around it"