"We would laugh, and eat all the cookies! IT WAS TURRIBLE. TURRIBLE."
"I say it's a privilege because it's a violation of my parole to be around children"
“You know what dog food tastes like? Just like it sounds: Delicious!”
"I thought the worst was over.... I was mistaken."
"I did 2 hits of that. And Bugs Bunny and Scooby-Doo and all of my favorite cartoon heroes, came to my room and ate cookies with me and sing song... for 16 hours. GOT-DAMN!"
"We all know we can sneak into our mama's room while she's sleeping and take 5, 10 maybe $20 out her purse."
