“The birds got a knife, he wasn’t raised right”
“Oh no the birds just set a gas station on fire”
“How???”
“Sir I can’t explain-“
“Nononono you just told me that birds set a gas station on fire so you’re gonna have to explain.”
“The Birds. They just BIRDED a man to death.”
“I don’t know just kiss me”
“What? No that’s not this”
“These birds, they’re the jerk of the year!”
“And now the turtles have learned to fly on their own”
"We're on the phone. We're on the phone."
“Now they’ve picked up turtles to use as battering rams”
"One of the birds found a glass cutter!"
“Little guys thay eat French fries at the beach.”
"The flappy, flappy things!"
“has anyone said: shoo! get out of here, birds?”
"What's the emergency?".
"Birrrrds"
"there's too many and they're too meeeeeean"
