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Cold Open: Biden Halloween

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Quotes

"We've just got to come together like two butt cheeks to stop the crap!"
"Greetings America. It’s a spooky time...filled with demons and darkness. Also it’s Halloween! "
"My blood hates me so much, it's trying to leave my body. Either that or I'm too far away from my Horcrux"
“I think our country is haunted”
"Do you like my decorations? I borrowed em from Melania's Christmas display"
"Trump can not win, we MUST do better than that sprayed tan super spreader"
"It's Halloween. For some Trump voters, it's the only day they'll wear a mask"