"once there was a boy who liked to throw things."
"He started out throwing eggs."
"Then he threw the big game."
"then he threw back his shot of whisky."
"then he threw up."
"then he got thrown out of the house and then he moved into a van down by the river."
"Few minutes ago you all were as lively as a bunch of fish, laughing & giggling, throwing eggs around like a short order cook at a TRUCK STOP!"
"Don't worry, Dad. The other half will be calling soon."
"'I don't know. Well that and a nickel will get you a hot cup of JACK SQUAT!!!"
"I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced, and I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
